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Flabby Spank Pistons

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.
Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.
by 1337noname August 10, 2020
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Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.
- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.
by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010
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Piston-hands

Moniker for a jagged toothed female who coerces men into receiving unabashed, violent handjobs as a way of validating her morbid existence.
Look at Piston-hands talking to those guys; that hook nosed bitch is about to do something they will regret.
by urbanjerk July 14, 2010
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the sex pistols

an early British Punk Band, Not the 1st however, the Ramones were the 1st proper punk band, many before the Ramones and Sex Pistols set the aesthetic for punk (bands like the Stooges) but the Sex Pistols really brought punk rock to the United Kingdom. Possibly the british band with the most banned songs/albums ever. Their 1st single "Anarchy in the UK" is possibly one of the best punk songs. Ever. and the controversial "God save the Queen" remains a punk classic.
God save the queen, and her fascist regime, she made you, a moron, into a potential H-bomb!
by Deathbyspoons August 9, 2004
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Detroit Pistons

1 of the best or arguably the best basketball team in the NBA right now. They play great defense and have a balaced offense which lead them to a 64-18 record this season. best in the NBA!! also made the finals for the last 2 seasons, winning the NBA title back in 2004 against the LA Lakers. Easily have the best starting 5 in the NBA with Chauncey Billups, Richard "Rip" Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince, Rasheed Wallace, and Ben Wallace.
u saw game 7 of Pistons-Cavs series? Detroit Pistons whooped their asses so bad they only scored 61 points the whole game
by go_wings June 1, 2006
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pisto

a general term for an alcholic beverage (usually beer)
Lets go to the market and buy some pisto
by amazing Larry December 4, 2003
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Pestology

There are three rules to Pestology.
1. Fuck Sluts
2. Eat Chicken
3. Spend Money You Don't Have
Pestology- A philosophy that can only be perfected by Da Pest
by donkeypunchking June 16, 2010
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