Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.
Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
by danasp_42 October 6, 2018
Get the Petting zoomug. A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex
by jthared567 September 17, 2012
Get the Pillow Petmug. Shortened word of "Polymer Clay Pet."- A polymer clay creation of creating a custom imaginary creature based on your personality and creating unique clay objects for the pet. Idea made by Jenny, Jennyscrafts on youtube.
by pseudonympanda January 24, 2011
Get the Poly Petmug. When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
Get the Stoner Petmug. by Pyra420 April 22, 2023
Get the Skin Petmug. When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.
by Mr Smarty Oants August 7, 2021
Get the Pet Rapemug. by of the sea September 22, 2016
Get the Chia petmug.