penal-ized

V; Waking up after a crazy night, and finding a penis or multiple amounts of penises drawn on your face, usualy done with perminant marker

Tim: That S.O.B. jake penal-ized me right on the forehead

Billy: you shouldnt have passed out in his kitchen

by billy ;) September 30, 2008

penalating

the action of sticking a fork into someones toe

Herbert the penalating man penalates

by Bo Jingles and Jerry February 17, 2010

Penalizer

To be disciplined in various ways by the overbaring authority of a male peins.

Guy 1:"Dude did that guy just use his penis powers against you?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he's such a penalizer"

by Lindrick January 21, 2010

Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.

Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

by someweido April 19, 2009

Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.

As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.

by Rayna83 January 21, 2009

death penalty

1) The only time you get to take a ride in Ol' Sparky on the states dime.

2) An easy way out of life for a criminal.

1) A murderer loves the death penalty, while the victims' family grieves over their loss the killer gets a peaceful free ticket out of life.

2) Family says, "Burn in hell murderer". Murderer say, "Ha Ha suckers you have to live your entire life with the pain and I get to rest in peace." Family say, "Damn, we got screwed"

3) The fetus was sentenced to the death penalty when it's mother aborted it.

by Mr. MD January 26, 2007

friends with penalties

A friend that you don't want to stop being friends with, but they are always the source of bad shit, aka penalties.

*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.

Friend: "Hey man I saw you talking to that girl, did you get her number?"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"

by Bot7143 December 27, 2014