turn the pages

to lick your fingers before rubbing a female's pussy

" Dude...did you turn her pages?"

"Hell yeah i did"

by bob jones March 24, 2004

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Page

sexy, intelligent girl who is a total babe and probably gets called a book because of how she spells her name. Page is always popular although she isnt the most talkative person. she loves just chilling with mates and once you are her biffle, you will think she is the collest person alive. horny and loves when people pay attention to her stunning looks.

sexy babe popular Page

by chichibabey August 9, 2012

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Jimmy Page

THE greatest guitarist ever of all time. Jimmy was born a mortal and turned into a god by using his Les Paul to create the most amazing sounds ever to be heard. He began in the Yardbirds, but is famous for being the lead guitarist in Led Zeppelin (which btw is the greatest band that has and will ever exist). He is extremely creative, for example his using a violin bow on his guitar. His unfathomable skills are greatly demonstrated in Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, Communication Breakdown, Heart Breaker, and of course, the biggest rock song ever heard by mankind, Stairway to Heaven. God Jimmy's live performances are unfathomably awesome as he improvises and gives solos up to at least 15 minutes (Check out The Song Remains The Same Live CD). Also, he is very sexy with his long and wavy 70's hair and really cute face.

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Those of you fuckhead asshole retards who think ur being cool by calling Jimmy Page (God of Rock), a faget who has screechy riffs and that eric clapton is better than him don't kno shit. Clearly you are on crack and are high and don't kno what the fuck ur talking about. You kno nothing whatsoever about rock and it's influences because if you did, you'd kno that Led Zeppelin was one, if not the, most influential bands ever and that they'd be nearly nothing without God Jimmy, who made Stairway to Heaven the greatest rock song with his solo voted best rock solo ever. So for those of u who kno more about Hanna Montana than rock, please, don't write Jimmy Page a bad definition because you have no life and think that u can criticize God Jimmy when u could never do a millionth of the things he did that changed the world. But for those of you who still insult him anyway, I suggest you shoot yourself in the head, put the bits and pieces of your small, demented brain back together, go buy a Led Zeppelin cd, listen to the greatness that is Jimmy Page, and worship him for all eternity and forever beg for his forgiveness.
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Some of you fucktard poser rock critics shouldn't listen to Jimmy Page's music for its awesomeness may be too intense for your worthless ears and may melt your head off.

Person 1: I listen to an hour of Jimmy Page's solos a day, he's fucking amazing
Person 2: Why would you do that? He's a faggot with screechy riffs and Eric Clapton is better than him.
Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the head, passerby cheer, then they all go worship Jimmy Page

by xoxorockkixa**oxox June 30, 2008

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Panetta

A sexually transmitted disease that erodes the vas deferens by dissemenating bitstrings across all of the victim's bodily systems. Infliction of this disease is also commonly referred to as "hugging the ant." Symptoms include obsession with bananas, taking "input" from spouse, misprouncing the names of people simply because the names are not euphonious or American (referred to as addition of glue logic due to potential existence of static hazards), and believing that assesments should be distributed through strict emphasis on time (when it is regarded as axiomatic that the only situation where time is a factor is when Jack Bauer must successfully combat terrorism in the television series 24). People who have been diagnosed with Panetta are unfortunate souls whose only option is to be eliminated from existence.

If you are going to sleep with that girl, make sure you don't catch Panetta!

by ESR May 26, 2006

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