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central middle school Oklahoma

the worst school you could imagine. The school food is shitty and it has more grease than actual food. We are the the most ghetto out of the school district and cheap as hell. The principal is is a Karen and is annoying as hell. It has a terrible rep and the only thing good there is the ice cream. Our band sucks too.
“Eww Sarah’s from Central ahhh I hate her already.”
Central Middle School Oklahoma: the worst school ever
by Cool beans 555555 April 3, 2020
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Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
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South Western Oklahoma state University

1. A University in the middle of nowhere.
2. Location of a great music department, specifically music education.
3. Home of the BullDogs
SWOSU Owns you!
by SWOSUBulldogs January 23, 2004
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oklahoma suck and sip

when you put your lips on an asshole and suck a shitlog out
have u been eating mexican food because when i did that oklahoma suck and sip on you i tasted something spicy
by choing123 March 30, 2009
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Blair Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma where everyone talks shit about eachother. Guys like to call it Blair, Merica to feel special. Girls here never stick to one guy. You can usually find the ugly chicks swearing they’re dating a guy from Hollis or Altus. Half of the kids who live there are really stupid and just want to get in the NBA or they’re really smart because they have overachiever parents. Everyone here probably owns some type of showing animal. BEWARE: EVERYONE HAS BLACKMAIL ON YOU
“Blair Oklahoma has to be one of the most hillbilly towns to exsist.”
by AlwaysAwakeeeA December 2, 2018
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Oklahoma tornado

when you finger someone and swirl your finger around
woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....
by imma touch u September 9, 2025
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Oklahoma city cummer

When you kill 350 people including over 100 children while having sex
Timothy McVeiny gave me the Oklahoma City cummer last night.
by Timothy McVeiny July 30, 2023
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