central middle school Oklahoma

the worst school you could imagine. The school food is shitty and it has more grease than actual food. We are the the most ghetto out of the school district and cheap as hell. The principal is is a Karen and is annoying as hell. It has a terrible rep and the only thing good there is the ice cream. Our band sucks too.

“Eww Sarah’s from Central ahhh I hate her already.”
Central Middle School Oklahoma: the worst school ever

by Cool beans 555555 April 3, 2020

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.

I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament

by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022

South Western Oklahoma state University

1. A University in the middle of nowhere.
2. Location of a great music department, specifically music education.
3. Home of the BullDogs

SWOSU Owns you!

by SWOSUBulldogs January 23, 2004

oklahoma suck and sip

when you put your lips on an asshole and suck a shitlog out

have u been eating mexican food because when i did that oklahoma suck and sip on you i tasted something spicy

by choing123 March 30, 2009

Oklahoma Panhandle

Sticking a jalapeño pepper up your or your partners asshole during sexual intercourse

Last night my old lady gave me the Oklahoma Panhandle. It's the only time she's ever made me scream and climb the wall.

by CornFed's Dictionary June 13, 2025

oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020

Oklahoma punundra

When the girl has a vaginal discharge on his penis then Hav sex

My girl fried gave me an Oklahoma punundra

by Monkey sex September 30, 2009