Oil Change 

When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub

Bro I got my oil changed and I can bench 45 pounds heavier

Oil Change by RedBlackGold20000 July 25, 2023

oil.sazlk.szlksdzsdklxsklesdk

A string of words that you spam your keyboard in a very specific way when your extremely bored. It is very rare to find this on urban dictionary.

Do you really have nothing to do? Go touch grass.

You: spams keyboard
oil.sazlk.szlksdzsdklxsklesdk comes up
sees this definition.
Goes outside and touch's grass.
like you should

oil.sazlk.szlksdzsdklxsklesdk by PattyRi July 27, 2023

Oil City 

A club that has no history and uses oil money to buy players. They bought players like the ghost Paaland and De bruyne which gives Paaland his tap ins. This club has 1 ucl and has less that Nottingham Forest. Its clear Manchester is red.

Please give Paaland penalties and passes from de Bruyne or he will ghost.

Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.

Oil City by PaalandGhosting September 27, 2023

oil cock 

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

oil cock by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Oil change 

The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.

I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.

Oil change by Truco20 December 15, 2023

oil up 

Used as a threat, implying that you will get beaten up and must be prepaired for it.

Oil up lil bro, I'll be at your door by 6

oil up by eshlll January 16, 2024

Oil City 

A trash club that is about to be finished in 2026, that gets all its money from the Oil Lords. About to get thrashed in the future Champions Leagues by real teams, its real fans will not be able to do anything, as they don't exist. The club loves oil (money) and plastic (fans).

Babe, wake up. Oil City got its 116th financial fairplay charge.

Oil City by The Oompaloompa February 17, 2024