Offensive

Something pussies on the internet call everything nowadays.

-There are only 2 genders
-OMG That's offensive!

-We don't care...

by vladdd December 7, 2020

offnighted

offnighted is when the imposter vents into cafeteria and kills you!

I just got offnighted by the imposter!

by Dwift September 19, 2021

text offender

Someone who misuses text messaging.

Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"

by witchy-pooh April 3, 2009

offing

Action taken by a mafia boss against certain individuals that have fallen out of favor with the organization.

Upon learning that an associate had misappropriated funds belonging the organization, the Don had to make the difficult decision of ordering the offing of the misguided associate.

by RunningMama_26 April 22, 2016

text offender

An older pervert, who tries to stalk an flirt with girls, or possibly guys, through texting.

"I was walking next to a text offender earlier"
"Yesterday, I was being stalked by a text offender"

by Brandon Broussard from LA October 23, 2009

non-offensive swears

Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).

"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"

by Java July 16, 2004

repeat offender

when you just get done wiping your ass after taking a dump and immediatly have to take another dump.

i have raw ass from repeat offenders.

by sean January 7, 2005