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internet ovaries

The thing possessed by every man who is pretending to be a woman on the internet. Can also be used in an insulting fashion.
Your internet ovaries are particularly large today.
Lady, get rid of the internet ovaries before we all die of fake.
by Drench39 November 30, 2009
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Ovaries

to be completely "OVER IT".

Variations and abbreviations could also be "Oves" & "Ovies". To be used by both homo and heterosexual men and women, but all rights go to a homosexual origin.

Use in place of "whatevs" or "meh" etc.

Abbreviations could be "Oves" and "Ovies"

Used also in saying an angry goodbye "Ovies, Bitch!"

Coined Nov 11th by this very user
Gurl, you best get ovaries, and fast. He's no good for you.
by onlythebrave84 November 16, 2010
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Pink Ovaries

" when a girl gets horny but doesnt get none she gets a stomache ache. pink ovaries. "
by Lids. December 4, 2010
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Ovary Necklace

1.An imaginary necklace worn by males displaying stereotypical female character traits. A potent, invisible talisman that can can only be removed by consuming a cement sandwich.

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2.An imaginary necklace bestowed upon the sole male attendee of a 'Girls night out ". Again, a potent talisman that can lead to the wearer being paid the compliment of presumed gayness.
1. John is flatting with Henry. John has broken up with his girlfriend. John has just spent half of his savings on clothes and shoes that don't fit him,consumed a chocolate cake, gone to the gym for the second time since he joined two years ago and has had a fight with Henry after asking him if he will be home before midnight. John is wearing an ovary necklace.


2. Sebastian and Penelope have been best friends since nursery school. Sebastian has been invited to Penelope's hens night. Sebastian presumed he may get lucky with one of Penelope's friends. Sebastian was wrong as Penelope has secretly let them know she may/may not snog him on her last night as a single woman. Sebastian became privy to conversation usually reserved for the sole knowledge of the female friends. Seeing Sebastian with so many lovely women and not "with" any of them, onlookers throughout the evening presumed he was gay.
Sebastian had been given an ovary necklace.
by Samantha J. October 6, 2008
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Ovary reaction

Derived from a women’s tendency to “overreact” to small insignificant events. An Ovary reaction is the same as overreaction. But is limited to females, hence the “Ovary”.
She was so angry that I left out the pizza cutter; she shoved it in my briefcase before I went work. Talk about an ovary reaction.
by Blackhills October 9, 2009
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Blue Ovarying

Similar to when a guy experiences blue balling, but for a girl.
(Jill to Jan) "My boyfriend got a call to go work last night while we were making out. I was blue ovarying like crazy."
by David C. Taylor December 9, 2008
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oval head

A very rare deformation that some people are born with, which also resembles the combination of 2 normal sized heads forming a repulsive monstrosity that may one day kill millions. It is also usually the trigger in people wanting to quadbag the tip of the oval, also known as the source of evil powers.
I was thinking about hanging myself, but realized my oval head eyesore didn't fit in the loop.
Ima throw this fucking eraser at Craig's oval head, and hope to hit the tip of the oval.
I swear to god one day I'm going to bash that kid's cranium in a last hope to fix that monstrosity of a oval head.
by brascoop February 7, 2008
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