Skip to main content

Nuke the whale

To fuck up in a grandiose way.

A more palatable term than screw the pooch for modern use, as it isn't reminiscent of beastiality.
That dumbass managed to nuke the whale when he deleted half the project the day before it was due.
by Kegmoney June 12, 2018
mugGet the Nuke the whale mug.

nuke

verb.
In either a sequel or patch to an existing video game, this term is used to describe when the game developers weaken a skill, class, attack, character, item, or any other game element (ab)used by players in an attempt to balance the game, to the point of rendering said elements useless.
1. Sonic is WAY too fast in Brawl. They seriously need to nuke that shit.

2. Great...They nuked the most popular armor in the game. Now I have to find a way to get rid of all this junk sitting in my shop.

3. Valve nuked the Scout in the Source version of Counter-Strike. It was SO much better in 1.6.
by Sahrakk August 9, 2008
mugGet the nuke mug.

nuke

a spliff with only tobacco at the beginning, the rest being purely marijuana.
by AdventrureCrew June 3, 2010
mugGet the nuke mug.

nuke-you-lah

How Jimmy Carter says nucear,lol.
Just when you though there would never be a worse president,along came Bubba!
by FUCK OFF AND "DIE" LIBERALS April 18, 2006
mugGet the nuke-you-lah mug.

nuke

To turn off an electrical appliance or device (esp. Computers or Tv's) by cutting its power; either by pulling the plug out of the socket or flipping the switch, instead of following standard procudure (running Shutdown, pushing the power button). Nuking can happen accidentally or deliberatly.
Oops, i just nuked my PC

Dude! you just nuked the TV! Turn it on turn it on!!
by John Pope April 20, 2006
mugGet the nuke mug.

nuke

verb.
In either a sequel or patch to an existing video game, this term is used to describe when the game developers weaken a skill, class, attack, character, item, or any other game element (ab)used by players in an attempt to balance the game, to the point of rendering said elements useless.
1. What the fuck?! Sonic is WAY too fast in Brawl. They seriously need to nuke that shit.

2. Great...They nuked the most popular armor in the game. Now I have to find a way to get rid of all this junk sitting in my shop.

3. SOE nuked Star Wars Galaxies in 2005 by getting rid of the most brilliant skill advancement system ever created and turning it into a point-and-click shoot-em-up game.

4. Valve nuked the Scout in the Source version of Counter-Strike. It was SO much better in 1.6.
by Sahrakk August 9, 2008
mugGet the nuke mug.

Nuke

Hungry person: why is this food so cold?

Server: I could nuke it for you, if you want it heated up.

Hungry person: Yes man, Nuke that food, i like my food hot.

Server: okay man, i will nuke it.
by no.data February 27, 2009
mugGet the Nuke mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email