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Neil

He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.
Such a neil ugh.
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
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he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.
OMG he is such a neil
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
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Neil is a extremely sexy guy. His dick is normally big. He also usually get a lot of girls. Neil usually has a lot of hair. But overall Neil is a very good and a loving person
Girl, neil is soo fine..
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Neil is a beta male (simp)
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Neil is one of the most shortest people you will ever meet. He is very Loyal and He will always have your back. He is super Funny and has a great sense of humor. He gets pissed off super easy and its most likely always because someone says something about his girlfriend as he is very protective of his baby girl. This dude makes a great boy freind. If you get a Neil don't let go.
Hey who is that short kid?

Oh! That tree stump? Thats neil!
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A Neil is a person who is a druggee, for example on marijuana. They often live in California or solihull.
If you know a person who is a Neil don’t trust them, and don’t give them money.
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Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive
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