Ben

A poop-munching guy who has dated half the male population.

Have you checked the toilet for any Bens before you take a crap?

by The mixer-upper April 24, 2020

Ben

An exceptional guy, guaranteed to make you weak at the knees (Achew 🤧) 😳
Ben is an amazing guy, one of the sweetest you'll ever meet. He is quiet though, until u get him alone then he becomes the funniest and cutest guy ever. He gives the BEST hugs!! If you hug him you may instantly fall in love with him! He loves music and will try to make that one girl happy, but no matter what he does he seems hopeless. He is also very shy and even a little insecure at times, but if you meet him you will be one of the luckiest people on earth. A strong silent type, but once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, and very handsome, tender, and gentle, enduring, and an INCREDIBLE love maker. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean - you could get lost in them forever.

When Ben was sliding into home, my knickers were already full of foam 🙀😻💦💦

by Ben Drove'er November 9, 2020

Ben

Ben is the best type of guy. He is sweet, loving, caring and has the best sense of humour. If a guy named Ben is trying to hit on you, give him a chance, as you will not regret it. Bens are the best boys to date, because they will make you laugh and will be loyal to you no matter what.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Ben is trying to take me out!!”
Person 2: “Trust me, you will not regret it!”

by NicePerson19 March 3, 2020

Ben

Often credited for having a three letter name, and is seen as nothing more than a short name

*in school assembly*
Principal- I have got a certificate here for someone worth praising, Ben would you please come and receive this award for having a comfortably small name
*whole school claps*

by Late Boomer January 20, 2020

Ben

Ben is the sweetest guy ever. He knows how to make you laugh and cheers you up just like that. He is perfect and makes you feel so so so special. You are so lucky to have him and he is an amazing boyfriend and guy.

Girl: did you see how sweet that guy was last night?
Other girl:bruh he must have been a Ben

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Ben

Ben is an Engine bike loving fello who’s hobbies include listening to techno rapeing his poor disabled dog and Matthew and all things illegal he also enjoys pocket watches Cheerios rye bread and ur nan

I can hear bens sick super cool awesome 10/10 engine lawnmower bike hoping down the street again oh how i wish i had one ☝️

by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020

Ben

Ben is an absolute muppet who sucks every guy he sees off but on occasion he might try a girl who will end up too have a dick so he can only try anal and he’ll never taste a minge In his life the gay boner

Omg who’s that it’s gay boy ben

by Big boy Giles February 8, 2020