Nonce Island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

Fat Nonce

Fat Nonce is a term used to describe pedophiles who are fat. It is also used to slur people who are fat or just have a very pedohilic look.

Oh look over there ! It's JJ Olatunji the fat nonce!

by g1theauthor July 15, 2020

Stinky nonce

A person who takes L's all day long

Aksel is such a stinky nonce

by AkselerenJerry February 21, 2023

Turbo nonce

Mat Hudson

Mat Hudson is a proper turbo nonce

by Curlypubes April 28, 2022

happy new nonce

Happy New Nonce means Happy New Year in the Uk. New nonce is part of the UK tradition and people often make new nonce resolutions.

I wish you a happy new nonce!

by tomprattx December 30, 2022

Happy New Nonce

We say Happy New Nonce here in the UK instead of Happy New year.

Wishing each and every one of you a Happy New Nonce

by Maxxxson December 30, 2021

ye wee nonce

An insult commonly said in a Scottish accent.

Oi shut up ye wee nonce.

by Manchester is shit December 1, 2017