by Frank75 February 17, 2023
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The skinny man with a massive cock that makes donkeys jealous. Nomis is a sexual deviate but makes sure he fills every hole of a girl leaving NOMIS (no-mess)….. Nomis is a full flehedged conspiracist of the black goo! Nomis is a top bloke with a good heart. At times can annoy the fuck out of you and make you wanna punch him …. But then who will do the dishes…. Nomis is a loves the cold and is known to get in trouble when he gets on ice…. Last time he broke his wrist. Nomis doesn’t have a Girl Friend he is a sex pest that will fuck anything that is breathing …… and some things that aren’t. Nomis could use his big dick as a seesaw at an adults play ground. All in all Nomis it’s stand up guy who can upholster the shit out of anything.. he is a helpful geniune bloke even to his ex and a best mate for life
The skinny man with a massive cock that makes donkeys jealous. Nomis is a sexual deviate but makes sure he fills every hole of a girl leaving NOMIS (no-mess)….. Nomis is a full flehedged conspiracist of the black goo! Nomis is a top bloke with a good heart. At times can annoy the fuck out of you and make you wanna punch him …. But then who will do the dishes…. Nomis is a loves the cold and is known to get in trouble when he gets on ice…. Last time he broke his wrist. Nomis doesn’t have a Girl Friend he is a sex pest that will fuck anything that is breathing …… and some things that aren’t. Nomis could use his big dick as a seesaw at an adults play ground. All in all Nomis it’s stand up guy who can upholster the shit out of anything.. he is a helpful geniune bloke even to his ex and a best mate for life
“Hey check the size of that guys cock??”
“Holy shit that thing could sink the titanic”
Hey that guy made a great porno they didn’t have to clean anything up he made “Nomis”(no-mess)
Hey what the hell is that black liquid stuff coming towards us?
Nomis said it’s the black goo
“Holy shit that thing could sink the titanic”
Hey that guy made a great porno they didn’t have to clean anything up he made “Nomis”(no-mess)
Hey what the hell is that black liquid stuff coming towards us?
Nomis said it’s the black goo
by Sonicishectic October 25, 2022
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He railed the absolute shit out of my pet hamster once, but hes a little guy so we wont judge him, perchance.
He railed the absolute shit out of my pet hamster once, but hes a little guy so we wont judge him, perchance.
AJ: Yo did you see my pet Nommis anywhere?
Simmon: Yeah, I think he was fucking my hamster.
AJ: That little whore!
Simmon: Yeah, I think he was fucking my hamster.
AJ: That little whore!
by TannerZeal May 31, 2023
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Nomming is best done before a long hike.
Nomming is best done before a long hike.
by Nombercroncher August 22, 2024
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KRUGER: That's beautiful, man. You nomp that woman good, y'hear?
KRUGER: That's beautiful, man. You nomp that woman good, y'hear?
by Golden Croffle September 18, 2023
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by pjxne September 19, 2023
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