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school

a type of prison that children go to.
somebody: HeLlO GuYs Im GoInG To Go TaKe A VaCaTiOn

school: no.
by dont take me seriously . August 21, 2020
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School

It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.
Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
by THEREALDIC. March 5, 2017
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School

I'd rather be in hell, than school
by MaximusIsHereNow August 17, 2020
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School

Teacher: welcome to school where u will spend 18 years learning pointless shit.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.
by Kute_Kitty030 April 25, 2017
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No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.
I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
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school

a place only fools go. some know it as a real hell whole
hi ted where you going?
ted:stfu bitch im going to school
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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School

Nothing but pain, suffering, and torture
Me: Why does school enslave kids so much?
Julio: cuz life hates us
by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021
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