the worst school you could imagine. The school food is shitty and it has more grease than actual food. We are the the most ghetto out of the school district and cheap as hell. The principal is is a Karen and is annoying as hell. It has a terrible rep and the only thing good there is the ice cream. Our band sucks too.
“Eww Sarah’s from Central ahhh I hate her already.”
Central Middle School Oklahoma: the worst school ever
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Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
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1. A University in the middle of nowhere.
2. Location of a great music department, specifically music education.
3. Home of the BullDogs
SWOSU Owns you!
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oklahoma suck and sip

when you put your lips on an asshole and suck a shitlog out
have u been eating mexican food because when i did that oklahoma suck and sip on you i tasted something spicy
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Oklahoma Deerglass

When one takes the glass part of a blender, then shoves it up ones asshole, and then turns it on and makes shits
I gave Samantha a Oklahoma Deerglass yesterday night!
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Oklahoma Orange Juicer

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.
Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?
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Walters, Oklahoma

Walters, Oklahoma. Located In the Southern Region of Oklahoma down by the Texas state line. It’s super small, not really anything to do endless your apart of the popular kids group than you play uno at sonic. If you’re black you’re one of the 5 heroes Bc there is approximately only 5 black people in all of the school. They. Are. Goated. Lots of cops but that’s okay this town loves cops and Donald J. Trump. If you play basketball good. The highschool girls basketball team has a very great coach. This town also has alot of pretty girls and some cute guys. But there has been “bullying” going around lately.. but the people supposedly supposed to be the “bullies” are the ones getting bullied by a transfer student. They just finally decided to stand up for themselves. But other than that flaw, the town of Walters offers a tremendously good English Teacher. Middle and highschool. But the town it’s self has a lot of stray dogs and stray people just wondering around. Most of the people that wonder are crack heads but they come out at night. All in All this town and school are a great place:)
Where do you live? Oh I live in Walters, Oklahoma. Where is that? By Lawton Oklahoma.
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