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the worst school you could imagine. The school food is shitty and it has more grease than actual food. We are the the most ghetto out of the school district and cheap as hell. The principal is is a Karen and is annoying as hell. It has a terrible rep and the only thing good there is the ice cream. Our band sucks too.
“Eww Sarah’s from Central ahhh I hate her already.”
Central Middle School Oklahoma: the worst school ever
by Cool beans 555555 April 3, 2020
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Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
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1. A University in the middle of nowhere.
2. Location of a great music department, specifically music education.
3. Home of the BullDogs
SWOSU Owns you!
by SWOSUBulldogs January 23, 2004
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oklahoma suck and sip

when you put your lips on an asshole and suck a shitlog out
have u been eating mexican food because when i did that oklahoma suck and sip on you i tasted something spicy
by choing123 March 30, 2009
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The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
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Oklahoma Haystack

When you pee in a girls butthole then them shitting on your dick while it’s still inside them.
Me and my girl just did an Oklahoma Haystack
by YoItzYeBoi December 21, 2019
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Oklahoma Grave Digger

The act of force feeding someone until they shit there pants, then shoving your cock in and out of there shitty ass, flinging shit everywhere.
“Hey Bob heard you had fun time last night
“Yeah, my partner performed the Oklahoma Grave Digger on me. It was sooo hot.
by Orgytober October 5, 2025
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