directioner

The person with all these five qualities that they own from their kings: kind (Harry Styles), mysterious (Zayn Malik), funny (Niall Horan), sass (Louis Tomlinson), strong (Liam Payne). The one that has super high standards and is single. The one up to date with all their solo careers. The one that FREAKS out when one of the members tweet or post something. The one you DO NOT want to mess with unless you got a death wish. The FBI's and hackers. The ones that will make sure anything to do with 1D or the boy's solo careers reach #1 on the charts NO MATTER WHAT. The one that says the weirdest things because it's a One Direction inside joke. The world's craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. The one that would run bankrupt just to get a chonce to see the boys.

Rando guy: Dude she's kind and sassy at the same time...is that even possible?
Rando guy's best friend: Bro she gets it from Harry and Louis.
Rando guy: Who....?
Rando guy's best friend: The guys from One Direction... she's a huge directioner. You have NO chance with her.

by directioner&larrie January 10, 2022

directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

Every Direction

Every Direction is a hit band consisting of Peyton and Mimi. It's hits include "What Makes You Ratchet", "I Feel Ratchet", "Ratchet One More Time", “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Ratchet”, and "Give Your Ratchet a Break". There was another member. He was the band’s kazoo player but Peyton and Mimi left him at home while they were out shopping for leather jackets and when they came back he was GONE.

"Every Direction is so much better than One Direction."
"I know right? They're as hot as the blacktop in the summer in Texas."

by jimbobbyjonessmith October 18, 2012

One directionist

White girls between 7 and 12, have posters of them on their walls, and screams thief head off at a concert.

Think of it like a cult

My sister is such a One Directionist.

by IHATEPOOPJOKES July 12, 2018

One Direction

A group of four liars. We all love them but are extremely pissed that it has been almost 4 years since their hiatus started.

“One Direction lies to us.”

by Niallerismydad June 19, 2019

One Direction

A British boyband that doesn't know what an 18 month hiatus is.

Interviewer in 2015 When will One Direction comeback?

One Direction In 18 months

*3 years later*

One Direction *still hasn't come back but is winning awards*

Directioners One Direction maybe took a break but we didn't.

by Directioner Since 2010 June 30, 2019