Never ending story

“Never Ending Story”

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.

Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.

by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 26, 2019

I never lie

They are most likely lying

"Bro I never lie trust me"

by OctoboiYT November 10, 2021

NEVER DID PLAY

Somthing you say when someone test's your gangster demenor or trys to suggest that you are less of a man than they are.

Them boys tryed to jump me....i had to show them I NEVER DID PLAY

by MZBIGBOOTY216 September 23, 2009

Never made whoopi

Fat virgin friend

That dummy has never made Whoopi

by Yupyupyuptyptyotpyotly September 9, 2020

Caterpillar that never hatches

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.

I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

by Sec8 July 16, 2022

elephant never forgets

Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.

MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

You bet not never

A double-negative phrase used to intimidate someone who says something offensive or physically threatens you. talking tough, acting tough, frontin', fronting, bullying, bullied, threaten, intimidate, step correct, hurt, challenge, verbal beatdown

Man, you bet not never try to fight me! I'll throw you a beating you ain't never seen, bro!

by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016