negagasm

That feeling you get get when you actually feel your ejaculate being sucked back into your body - so much so that it actually cools your body and sends shivers down your spine. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the negagasm.

The other day, I asked my bitch to make me a sammich... after she had finished the morsel, she put it in front of me... longingly I looked at it, feeling that something was wrong... NO MAYO?!!! Bitch nearly gave me a negagasm!!!

I had a negagasm when I saw she had man parts.

See Apple products.

by VeryUrbanDweller May 20, 2011

negatastic

An emphatic way to express an opinion of severe and definitive negativity.

"Maybe you should name your child Carlos."

"Negatastic!"

by Emzee August 2, 2012

negative humor

When Sarah makes a bad joke (i.e. every joke that comes out of her mouth) and everyone who was unfortunate enough to hear that joke is worse off as a result.

Sarah: you're not funny Jimmy hahahahhahaha

Jimmy: negative humor!

by mshammy November 24, 2013

negative poo

Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.

The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.

- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.

by krd April 18, 2014

Negaphone

A device that functions similar to a megaphone, but outputs only negative sentences.

"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.

by backotruck December 7, 2016

negative worries

1. Even chiller than saying "no worries."

2. Having less than 0 worries.

Guy 1: My fault man, apologies.
Guy 2: Negative worries broheim, all good.
Guy 1: Whoa, cool phrase, you're obviously quite chill.

by Mahalo Breh January 2, 2017

negarcissist

A person obsesses over saying negative things about themselves, and always expects something negative to happen to them. They love when something negative happens to themselves.

Her friend is quite a negarcissist.

by ElliePuppy1 May 29, 2017