nerf hearder

slang for dork

han solo called chewy a nerf hearder

by weasel l November 16, 2002

Naerfurcale

Selling of the fucking retarded, big lipped, mumbling, greasy haired, smelly, sweaty, watermelon eating, purple koolaid drinkin, orange soda drinking, catfish eating NIGGERS

Hey you, Naerfurcale! You wana buy? I need to get IT off my hands, ill sell it for a pube!

by John Antonelli November 5, 2004

nerf hearder

a stupid, dump, retarded dickhead

tony blair is such nerf hearder

by ben September 23, 2003

Nerfidex

A measurement used to quantify the Nerf-iness of an object. The more solid the object, the lower the nerfidex rating, and vice versa.

Thank goodness the nerfidex of this ball is so high, or I might have lost an eye!

by _jim_c January 1, 2009

Neverfood

A person with a psychological condition that prevents him or her (usually him) from ever buying groceries or stocking his refrigerator (except maybe a handful of sad "essentials" such as beer and/or hot sauce).

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry, can you please make me a sandwich?"

Dude: "I'm sorry but I simply cannot. For I am a Neverfood."

by mksmrdr July 7, 2013

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004

Nerfing

The act of masturbating with a Fleshlight or pocket pussy while wearing a condom. Safer sex cannot be had.

In an attempt to increase my sensitivity, I practiced the night before by nerfing with a Fleshlight and a Durex

by AlSipsclar December 16, 2013