Chuck Noris

When you ejaculate in a girl's face then round house kick her.

I "Chuck Norised" the shit outta that bitch

by Ronald Regan June 18, 2005

noise malfunction

When your starting a game at work on the sly but then you have forgot to turn the sound off so blaring game noise and basic comes out of your computer alerting your boss to the fact that you are in fact multislackiing

I was about to start the secret level on PACMAN when i had a noise malfunction and got a ear bashing from my boss

by omar2928 November 11, 2009

Noisemaker

The spewing of nonsensical words or noises in a repetitive fashion which bring chaos to nearby populations of people.

While on the computer at work, Bob would be such a noisemaker by singing, humming, tapping his fingers, saying made up words and even repeating the same things over and over again. This caused Susan and Brendon to go mentally insane and want to strangle Bob with the telephone cord.

by The Furniture Gal April 18, 2011

Pathetic Noise

Ususally refered to as (Pathetic Noise), <pathetic noise>, *pathetic noise* or Squeak, the pathetic noise is a high-pitched squeak noise produced by pushing air through pursed lips (not sucking). The air is pushed from the mouth with use of cheek muscles (not the lungs/diaphram).

The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.

Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.

It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.

Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)

by Neon December 12, 2004

pocket noise

The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.

"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."

by AmyT June 28, 2007

Mouth Noises

The purpose of talking is to communicate. Any noise that comes out of someones mouth that doesn't properly communicate thought is a mouth noise.

Wow, that presentation was horrible. He clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, all I heard was mouth noises

by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014

semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise

The large escape of gas from ones arse.Otherwise known as a fart.

PPPHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
WOW mother, that stinks, have you a dead rat up your crack

by bigjeff May 10, 2005