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polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016
mugGet the polishing a tomatomug.

Green Tomato

A term used to describe yourself as being "all good". Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Green Tomato
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
mugGet the Green Tomatomug.

Justin tomato

Justin tomato is redder than usual
by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018
mugGet the Justin tomatomug.

tomato sludge

The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.
Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."
by AbstractPits February 2, 2023
mugGet the tomato sludgemug.

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)
husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."
by lolandbehold March 7, 2012
mugGet the tomato callmug.

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
by Gynobutter December 26, 2019
mugGet the Tomato Sheetsmug.

Curdle tomato

When you spary ketchup on you girlfriends hair while having sex
Man last night she wanted me to Curdle tomato
by Happy1245 February 18, 2018
mugGet the Curdle tomatomug.

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