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You will never be a god

When Loki said, "you will never be a god" in infinity war, I wanted to kill Thanos.
by Killmepleaserightnow September 26, 2018
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Never ending story

Never Ending Story”

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.
by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 26, 2019
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I never lie

They are most likely lying
by OctoboiYT November 10, 2021
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the city that never stirs

Silent and empty, The City That Never Sleeps had swiftly become The City That Never Stirs.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
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Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.
A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021
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elephant never forgets

Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.
MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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You'll never have this

A phrase used similarly to "holy fuck dude, go outside", where it seeks to remind/self-depricate a closeted individual that they'll never have something they want. (ie. Love, Care, Affection)

The phrase has likely been thrown around previously, but it was popularised following a 4chan thread where a bunch of weebs lamented about never being able to have a loving family.
*Shows photo of a loving a caring family*
"You'll never have this, anon."
by Elliotttheneko August 12, 2021
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