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Suck my balls

What you tell the family dog to do
You: just suck my balls! U put peanut butter on them this time!

Break my balls 

From a French-to-English translation of a phrase that means “annoying someone”.
SHABNAM!! DON’T BREAK MY BALLS ANYMORE, OK??
IF YOU DO, GET LOST SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Break my balls by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.
" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

can i put my ballz in yo jaw 

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

You are Breaking My balls 

Most used by Eric Cartman from South Park .
It means , ' tough spot / decision to be made '
You can either pick the movie or the food place ?
man , you are breaking my balls , here .

No sweat on my balls 

I can dunk on you with no sweat on my balls