Dirty Musk

When a dude shits in another dudes mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he busts a load down the dude’s throat making them vomit all over the other guy’s dick and nuts.
Dave: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like coconut fudge.

David: Nah man that’s shit and cum still stuck in there from the Dirty Musk the Rocket Man last night.

David: Man I bent over and was getting totally railed when X said he was about to nut, I turned around but he gave me a Dirty Musk instead.

by ChrisCage13 March 7, 2025

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Get the Dirty Muskmug.

Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)

Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

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