Mosses

A gigantic, fat, pile of lard

look at that mosses over there. I didn't know land whales lived here.

by LeeGarvin April 25, 2017

Moss

When a player catches the ball over another player (specifically a defender) in football. The term derives from the football Hall of Famer, "Randy Moss".

The wide receiver mossed the defender.

by Supergirlcoco September 8, 2025

taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

Moss

the name of a person who will do anything simply for the aesthetic. she is super awkward, but in a comfortable way that just makes being around her fun. She is the person you will go to for fashion advice, and you will not be dissapointed. Really open minded and accepting. Once you get to know her you cant hate her.

“oh look its moss!”
“she let me borrow her sweater the other day!”

by never the thirdwheel June 28, 2021

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult

dude, that last game was so moss sock

by konii February 27, 2021

swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014

Moss Mentality

The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.

Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.

Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!

A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!

People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality

by ThePostFall July 23, 2022