Ali sugardick Morris

Ali sugar dick Morris is usually a warm person with open arms to anyone. Ali sd Morris often takes unpredictably big shits in the morning which WILL block your water system. He has a kind smile with a twinkle in his eyes. Ali also tends to have a twilight addiction and fanaticises one particular Scene (the part where Bella sees Edward shine and twinkle) Ali will most likely ask you to re-enact it. With ali you will always end up having a good time and will make you feel comfortable in everything you do. He’s got good chat, crack and back. He’s a great guitarist but will force u to sit and listen to him or he will throw a hissy fit. All in all Ali sugardick Morris is and amazing person who’s make an effort to make you feel good, never let this Ali go because he does have 10 other girls on his line.

Has a great date with Ali sugardick Morris, but it got weird when he started rehearsing scenes from twilight in ransom out breaks

by anonymous July 1, 2022

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

Gabriella Rose Morris

One of the best looking women you could ever find. Her smile wraps you up in a trance, and her hair is a luscious dark brown colour. Her personality shines bright and you can always feel safe around this girl. She is one of a kind and should never be let go.

“Hey, is that Gabriella Rose Morris?”

“Yeah, she is so pretty isn’t she?”

“One of the best, I really wish I could date her someday”

by Cameron Walsh November 22, 2023

getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”

My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis

He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Boring Borris brooky morris

More life in a postage stamp
Like pulling teeth having conversations

Your turning into a boring borris brooky morris person

It would be better a night with a Boring borris brooky morris than you

Please liven up and don’t continue to be a boring borris brooky morris

by Jamie Freer December 23, 2025