moving furniture

A highly developed metaphor used to describe the act of consuming alcohol. Used as code during school hours when one wants to be secretive about performing this act. Sometimes includes the use of the dolly, or beer bong, a device designed for the faster movement of furniture. One can either move chairs, couches, or king sized beds when referring to the amount of furniture moved.

Tom was moving furniture last night, which resulted in his sore back this morning.

Bmac tried to move a king sized bed and got completely shiavoed.

by NA123 July 20, 2008

moving bush

A bush that appears to be moving... Could be a ninja!

Person 1: Oh look a moving bush.

Peson 2: Nah its probably just a ninja.

by mudkipzz March 22, 2009

moving furniture

To have phone sex.

"Ayo megan what you do last night?"
"Dude i was moving furniture all night im so tired."

by so cool dude May 9, 2009

Moving Ⓜ️

Fucking your dog so goddamn hard you pop a blood vessel and fucking die

Matt: “Hey did you hear the talk about Chris Moving Ⓜ️?"
Amy: “Yeah I did. That poor dog"

by MushyGushy69 February 11, 2022

Monologue of Moving On

The monologue that you write after a break up, be it as a dumpee or as the dumper. It self-indulgently describes in great detail the feelings that you have been through before, during, or after the break down of your relationship, or all. This results in many paragraphs of text, often re-written to the quality of a college essay, to eloquently as possible express your thoughts and emotions. This may be written immediately after the break up, to clear the air and begin the healing process, or it may take a while to get straight in your head. It can be written a long time after the break up, as you may not want to look weak by showing that you were still thinking about the relationship, or give off the false impression that you want to get back together.

Though the ex that you send this to may no longer care about your emotions regarding the relationship, by the time you write your Monologue of Moving On you are ready to leave them to their own devices and move on.

I was tormented for a while with all the things I never said to him during the relationship, but after I wrote my Monologue Of Moving on I felt a lot better, even though it pissed him off.

The next time she spoke to me, I replied with a Monologue of Moving On, to show her that it was totally over for me.

by Fen_94 April 26, 2013

Mowing my lawn

Its wat u say to ur freinds wen u want to stay home and do watever, especially video games, mainly madden 08. people usually do this wen they first get a new game or something.

"Guys i cant hang out today, im gonna be mowing my lawn, and then after that, i have to buy some.... shorts" says kevin

"O, ok kevin" says me

by Emcee Carthy October 25, 2007

mowing the lawn

Making out with people

shelby: hey have you been mowing the lawn lately?
bettina: actually yes... i just mowed the Jeffasons last night
shelby:which jeffason?
bettina: oh you know all three of them

by sloshslosh July 20, 2009