mo-ped

cool, sexy, and amazing. A mo-ped says cool words like tite. chill and fly. They pimp out there myspaces and have beautiful pictures. There the love of all there friends life.

hanner-"goshhh mo-ped bang me."
mo-ped-"anyday lover."

by hanner November 30, 2006

moked

1) extremely high after taking a moke (50/50 weed & tobacco bowl taken in one rip; also known as a moki or mole bowl)
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing

Dude I was so moked last night.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.

by Bob McWetterson September 11, 2011

mopedarmy

that's almost as scary as a pale goth kid in a tutu

oh wait, that isn't scary at all

by faggggg June 14, 2003

Mopped

When fighting/murdering someone, they may produce an excessive amount of blood. This will have to be cleaned heavily to remove any evidence, hence the term "mopped"

"Dude I heard Laroy and his hoodrats just mopped those spicks that were talking shit."

by Acronomicon June 9, 2015

mope.io

A shitty game that you should never play

Mope.io is so dumb right bro

by Legomon February 19, 2017

mopedofile

User of a pedofile trenchcoat who goes around on a moped Flashing those who pass him. Beware,they generaly are very hairy and lurk just out of the common persons sigh in public area's. If you dont want to have nightmares for the rest of your life,avoid mall parking lots and bookstores.

Lisa: HEEEEEEEELP!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! mopedofile!!!!!!!!! OH THE HAIR AND/OR AGONY!!!!!

by chans gos June 25, 2010

Moed Down

To be run over my a homosexual dressed as a woman, riding a motor scooter.

Dude, I just got moed down by that she-man.

by KyleJT August 15, 2007