Monoptical

To "see with one eye", or to have a glass be "half full"

"Mary always talks about the bad parts of her day, she's so monoptical."

by mruthl2004 February 27, 2017

Monoposlop

Going to a local ihop to play monopoly with you’re friends

Let’s go play monoposlop

by Dave Raymond June 7, 2018

Monopoly Man

Any person who has something of value such as money, power, or other desired qualities and uses his possessions to buy the friendship of others. Usually this type of person could not make friends with their personalities so they have to use their wealth to buy others. Monopoly Men/Women can also use their abilities to buy favors at wim in order to mess with others for personal gain. Monopoly individuals usually are terrible persons who, through hard work or daddy's inheritance, acquired their wealth/power and uses it irresponsiblely for personal gain or entertainment.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that James got bought by that Monopoly Man yesterday. I'm guessing he is really after you.
Guy 2: Yea I know, that Monopoly Man wants to use James to convince me to willingly let that Monopoly Man sleep with my girlfriend.

by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018

monopoly style

A type of roleplay used in sexual intimacy on family game night

person 1: "lets play card games if you know what i mean ;)"
person 2: "oh, monopoly style?"

by lachlanisgay May 26, 2021

monopoly style fun

A type of roleplay used during sexual intimacy on family game night.

Person 1: "you wanna play card games if you know what I mean?"
Person 2: "oh, monopoly style fun?"

by lachlanisgay May 26, 2021

monopoly loser

Somebody who found my other definition on here and now i’m mad at.

Monopoly loser: ohhh you can just tap their name and get all their definitions

Other person: NOOOOOO

*realizes I won’t see monopoly loser for another year*

Other person: NOOOOOO

by UwUblue2 December 31, 2021

Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022