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Dirty Mate

Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.
To keep warm, the guys got together and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.
by veludo July 18, 2010
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bedroom material

(Less misogynistic), adj: fit for in-the-bedroom activities
Since I consider the term f^able to be too misogynistic, I would use the term bedroom material instead
by Sexydimma February 27, 2017
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meat-mate

Two or more individuals who have worn the same pants, etc. commando-style between washes.
'Sup meat-mate! Love those pants-- my dangle and eggs rode the wind in them just this morning!"
by Darius McCloud December 13, 2018
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Quantum Materialism

Quantum Materialism is a materialistic philosophy that seeks to adapt materialism into quantum mechanics, quantum materialism advocated the whole matter is universe is based on quantum mechanics, where it is possible of quantum mechanics to have influence in the whole universe and existence, even in a small level where modern science cannot realize, having the need of deep and advanced studies and devices for prove that quantum mechanics have influence at macro level and that the whole universe can work at superquantum level.
"Quantum materialism advocates that the conscience exists at the sub-atomic level, where the atoms of the person are its conscience, where when a person dies, his atoms returns to the nature and might reincarnate as a human or as any living being again, but it needs a massive and advanced quantum studies and devices for prove it."

"Quantum materialism advocates that superquantum mechanics is actually a thing, but humans and its current devices cannot realize it, needing the creation of advanced devices for turn this studies possible and the creation of technologies for possibility people use superquantum mechanics for improve human condition and for evolve humans."

"Quantum materialism is friends with extraphysical materialism, advocating extraphysical materialism is just an advanced stage of materialism and might be a complement of quantum materialism."
by Full Monteirism January 6, 2021
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chillando mate

An utterly awesome way to ask people, to chill the fuck out.
idontknow: HOLY FUCK, I HAD TO GET MY DICK AMPUTATED!!
pasi: chillando mate
by fivejix March 9, 2021
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heil Matej

you can use this when you wanna show your really big love to nacism and Hitler.
Heil Matej Knotek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heil Matěj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by kiko triko January 17, 2022
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Fool's Mate

A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.

The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".

1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#

White is mated in two moves.

This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.

A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:

1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#

Black is checkmated.

Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.

Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
by E hates Q January 1, 2021
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