hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016

patrick mininger

A mini fag that has no life

Your a Patrick mininger

by Patrick Mininger November 28, 2016

Data Mining

The belief that any sufficiently large amount of data contains the information you want with probability aprroaching 1.

- I really wanted this study to proof that my saliva cures cancer, but it doesn't work.
+Have you tried data mining?

by Haniseeker December 11, 2016

Deeter Mining

Spending immeasurable amounts of time browsing the internet (most times aimlessly). Particularly popular with children and teens.

Get up and clean your room, you've been deeter mining all day.

by Lamarky Williams August 3, 2018

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 18, 2018

Gold mining

When your partner eats corn and then shits. You then grab each turd and try to snort the kernels from the feces into your nostrils.

“Damn Jason ate corn for boys night out, maybe his wife is going gold mining tonight.”

by Shane21 April 15, 2019

Coal mining

Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night

by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 1, 2020