Mid-air Refuel

Running naked behind the person you intend to make love to while attempting to penetrate their available orifice with your penis. Also known as a hot refuel.

Her Parkinson's disease made it much harder to land a mid-air refuel.

by Schnappy pappy February 23, 2011

mid-height crisis

When a short person is surounded by tall people and begins to feel self conscious about his height.

Frankie:(walks to a group of friends)Hey,man you guys are tall.I always feel short around guys.

Ryan: Yea you do look a little shorter than usual

Shaun:You do look pretty short.Im sure you are just having a mid-height crisis

by Shaun Cox July 20, 2008

mid-session flush

Something you SHOULD do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else's) toilet

wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.

by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 26, 2010

Mid-youth crisis

Basically a mid-life crisis in your teenage years. Thinking about what you're going to do with your life, and where you're going to go from where you are.

When Sally had her mid-youth crisis, she started freaking out about which college she wanted to go to, and which career path to persue.

by WhatsAWeed July 6, 2016

Mid week hump

When you are really tired in the middle of the week and you want it to be over. Or having sex on a Wednesday.

"Wow i would never get threw the week without my mid week hump."

by chris122790 May 21, 2007

mid-life cricycle

The designer Harley-Davidson style motorbike ridden by 40-something Yuppies to prove they're still "Rebels"

Think Tim "The tool man" Taylor and co in "Wild Hogs" riding a
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.

by cringeworthy March 1, 2009

Mid-life Chrysler

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

by Trogdaft June 3, 2009