wonky eyed midget

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

by twofat March 5, 2008

flicked her midget

When a woman masturbates by flicking her clitoris.

Kimberly laid on her bed as she flicked her midget thinking of her lover.

by sandy eggo da lou February 5, 2009

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

midgee

1. Mystery ingredient in Keystone's party mix.

2. Small pretzels.

1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix.

2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.

by Pedro January 10, 2005

chocolate midgets

those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.

hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.

by midgetfan101 April 26, 2010

Mudged

The act of stealing or taking food or drink from one person house. You may know this person or not.

Dude, Derek just mudged me! He took my ham sandwhich.

by Travis Parkson September 5, 2008

Minged Off

Verb meaning to be annoyed with someone or something

I can't believe he cheated on me! I'm so minged off

by Marsbian February 13, 2009