silk merchant

A man who possesses extraordinary abilities to craft genius from the empty set.

"Hey Hamza did you see the game last night?"

"Yeah, Blackburn are a team of silk merchants"

by JLamps February 13, 2009

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 21, 2005

Dirt-merchant

1)someone who is dirt poor
2)One who must sell dirt for a living (see: "Anson")

Anson you're such a DIRT-MERCHANT! You have anson friends

by Christof October 14, 2004

cum merchant

a person that peddles porn.

by beef hallion June 11, 2003

merchant

A derogatory term, implying a person is gay.

"ben, you're such a merchant!"
"your acting like a merchant, samsy"

by A.Merchant April 30, 2008

penalty merchant

A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.

Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.

1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them

by Alanco December 31, 2020

dirt merchant

A person who is employed by the NAVY and disobeys direct orders and regulations. A dirt merchant may also intentionally not salute officers. Also a person who smells of cigarettes, copenhagen, booze, and strippers.

Cody is a real dirt merchant.

by LCPO of the Dirt Merchants June 6, 2009