Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011

melon tree

A tall thin large breasted women who resembles a melon tree

Marissa Miller is a perfect example of a melon tree

by ek kitchen crew December 10, 2010

Melon Time

The period of time in which you are, you will and possibly could be all at the same time, whilst still enjoying the fact that you are living at a great time for melons.

It's Harry Potter Melon Time!

by garbagecharacter December 16, 2011

Melon

When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.

Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.

by bennyboy123yetheboys November 27, 2018

Mekondjo

Is a natured cute and adorable guy. This person is a kindest person ever and really clever. He likes having fun with his friends.

Me: I am looking for natured cute guy.
Friend: Mekondjo right?
Me: Yes.

by Taniitaaa April 23, 2019

Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019

Melone

Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)

Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot

by Risottos cumjar October 22, 2020