Mario Merisor

This man or woman is simp and fat and retarded he dont respect himself he only simps for Lentila and for Pati

femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati

:Hey mario merisor how are u?
:stfu i love pati

by E SEBBBA June 8, 2022

African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022

merks

Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"

oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...

by Dildo Phil November 26, 2007

Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019

Mermaid Mom

A mother who has the soul of a hippie, the fire of a lion, and the soul of a fairy. They love water, the Ocean, Lakes, Ponds, or rivers. They are magical. Are very well rounded. Hey can juggle housework, a work life while taking care of their children flawless.

Evelyn works so hard and still has time for her family, she is a Mermaid Mom.

by Shelly Ann October 1, 2017

Merm

v., to involuntarily defecate while receiving anilingus

Get out of there I am going to merm!

by Fred G Leebron August 14, 2003

mermfum-bermfum

kind of like "...blahblahblah..." if part of a sentence or story isn't important

"she was like, "look i have to tell you something mermfum-bermfum i think you're a total bitch""

by lauren August 30, 2003