by zero two's left boob February 6, 2022

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.
Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again
by King Tropic April 8, 2023

Mel Dean/Driscoll is the one messin with a very ill ladys husband .... did I mention they are seniors
by WilliemyG September 16, 2022

An 11 year old girl-
by buggetha fanpage November 27, 2020

A boy, who has not that much friends. Most people don't like him and think that he's awkward. But the one's who see him standing there all alone and don't think about him as weird, rather as mystical, are the lucky ones. If you can name one of your friends a Mel you better keep them. If you can deal with his emotions and even his 'bad sides' a Mel is the perfect one for you. He's loving, he cares more about you than ANYONE in this whole world, he is your save space when you're feeling like everything is going to break and he makes you love yourself again, he's all you want in your life. Mel's are direct, funny and have often a trashy sense of humor. But they also can be very pensive and deep. If you share the same way to think with them you have met an soulmate for life. Mel's are great persons.
"He's such an adorable boy, I love his cuteness and how he makes me feel loved"
"Damn, he has to be a Mel"
I love my Mel and I could not be happier with any Person in my life.
"Damn, he has to be a Mel"
I love my Mel and I could not be happier with any Person in my life.
by _Lufty_ November 25, 2017
