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You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.
You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.
Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.
Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.
They are worth it <3
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