Meg

n. A euphemism for "shit." Often used in a humorous or ironic way.

Synonyms:
Shit, crap, crapola, doo-doo, guano, manure, turd, waste

Antonyms:
Success, achievement, accomplishment, triumph

Usage:
The term "Meg" can be used in any situation where the speaker would normally use the word "shit." It can be used in a sentence by itself, or it can be used as an adjective or adverb.

"I'm about to Meg my pants."
"Blake is gonna get so Meg faced tonight"
"I hope she doesn't get Meggy with this"

by Anonymous_298365 June 27, 2023

meggings

a form of legging or yoga pants also known as skins for a man

"hey Kynan what are you wearing underneath your soccer shorts?"
" Oh these? the are just my man leggings"
"so, meggings?"
"yeah"

by Dancing_lover2017 December 5, 2017

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

meg

a rat who doesn't understand physics. they are mostly indecisive and can't choose between anything. if you ask them to choose between two, they will explode under pressure. also they are a rat

A: meg do you know the science homework
meg: no

by anonymous January 10, 2022

Meg

"Meg" is a derogatory word & also the name for the worst character in Family Guy, & the worst of all shows ever made. First of all, she is cringey & also ugly. Worst of all, she hates PETER GRIFFIN! Like, BRUH. She has also been involved in many crimes & she paid the US government to keep her off of the FBI's Most Wanted list. She is such a horrible creature & she has no remorse for existing. She has violated every law, religion, policy, guideline, ToS, & order every given to her. Like, holy CRAP man.

Man A: Aw man, I hate Meg.
Man B: Dude, why?
Man A: Uh, are you stupid? SHE IS CRINGE!!
Man B: Ew, gross...

by xXx_familyguylover69420_xXx June 4, 2021

Meg

Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.

Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"

Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"

by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022

meg

The center of the broad universe, if you're broad minded enough to see it.

It's a good thing I never had a girl, me and her would just have to end up paying attention to Meg and her needs. Let's get rid of all our material shit my girl and I and get ourselves put out in the street, it doesn't matter as long as we're paying enough attention to Meg, she's such a sweet person! As long as Meg gets to live her cult dreams, nothing and nobody else matters does it?

by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021