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San Mateo

Coolest part of California just a little west of San Francisco. Home of the Hillsdale Knights!!!! Also home to the Aragon Dons (boo) and the San Mateo Bobcats (real creative guys). Also home to a bunch of middle schools, including Abbott, which even if you went there, you can agree sucked.

Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.
San Mateo is the coolest part of Bay Area! Repping 650!
by BlueHobos June 19, 2011
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Kim Mathers Scott- Tall blonde about 6 feet,wears hair in bun drives eminem nuts,bisexual,whore,cokehead,crackhead,
drunk,jailbird,rehab bitch,horriable mom for leaving hailie whitney and her niece aliana,south warren trash pre fame,Plain old fucked up bitch with too much money and not enough brains.
by ccrider June 18, 2004
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Mateo

The best friend you'll ever have. Trustworthy to the end, honourable, courageous, and fearless. Had the most crooked sense of humor that'll make you love him even more. He had some issues but some love is all he needed. I love you mateo, I miss you so much. I'll see you in heaven soon enough.
I miss Mateo so much
by Oddy_nuff December 16, 2019
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san mateo

A city 30 miles west of san francisco. home to the aragon dons.
San Mateo is da illest city in northern CALI
by sushi boi May 13, 2005
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mathematica

A sweet program that does calculus and other math for you. Can be a little tricky to learn to use at first, but saves you a lot of time working out integrals and stuff.
Mathematica spoken here (by sweet people).
by miss B-izzy August 15, 2006
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Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.
I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.
by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010
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Matherbation

When doing math homework you realize how pointless it is and start masturbating.
Cody stopped his algebra 2 homework and decided that matherbation was the much better activity.
by Mr.Redbeard April 18, 2010
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