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Sparx maths

Whenever i open sparx maths my internal organs rearrange themselves- a rat carcass falls out of my PC onto the ground with an ear-aching thud- Satan himself crawls to the deepest corner of hell, just to hide. This isn't even evil at this point, it is malicious, systemic child abuse. Whatever created sparx maths is the 2nd coming of Hitler, yes he is back from the dead. it always has 10 tasks, not so bad? well each "task" is filled with like 20 items, and did i mention, it MAKES you write all the questions down- and then it quizzes you randomly on the questions- and NO-ONE gets the pain, I literally told my mother about my pain and she literally told me "I don't give a shit." what. the. fuck. Sparx maths will bully you to a point of depression which from you cannot come back. Fuck Sparx, fuck life, fuck everyone, fuck you. THERE IS NO HOPE- GOD HAS LEFT US
"wow i sure do fucking hate sparx maths"

"same"
by eolgoj\iofsjg November 1, 2022
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mundane matt

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt
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matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it
Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies
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Evan Mathis

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
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Apex matchmaking

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created
Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmakingright there
by Maris February 22, 2021
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matlab and chill

It means that you are going to go over to your engineering study partner's house and fuck with Matlab running in the background, cause plotting takes way too long and you should have used matrix operators instead of for-loops.
Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over for matlab and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna do some Wind Chill Computation..."
Julia: "Matlab and chill means we fuck, dumbass"
**obviously Brad is NOT an electrical engineering undergraduate
by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer November 8, 2015
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Ratty matty

The most useless despicable character in the vampire diaries.
Hey do you know Matt

Ya ofc I wish he was dead
Ya I hate ratty matty
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