The act of self (sexual) pleasure. Used by those who: 1) are too ugly to have real sex. 2) Those who wish to discover their bodies can still produce bodily fluids. 3) Wish to fantasize/remember mummy, daddy, brother, sister (any family relative) coming into their room late at night and doing things to them they've been told never to tell anyone about. 4) An art used by dirty old men to show the young girls watching that he really loves them. 5) What men do when they're horny but their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends aren't. 6) What women do when they're horny but their husband's/boyfriends/girlfriends aren't
"Sorry darling, I didn't mean for you to catch me masturbating in front of your sister, but I think it's only right I teach her about masturbation"
"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"
"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"
"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"
"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"
by Dr Phew August 17, 2011
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when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
by the only cum man May 12, 2021
Get the Masturbating mug.The act of stroking a cock or fingering a pussy until a sperm whale shoots out of either one also known as a climax or orgasm
by jonny boy4444444 September 11, 2011
Get the masturbate mug.The act of when a shemale ties a rope around their penis, attaches a magnet to the other end of the rope, places a larger magnet in their vagina, and then places the rope magent inside the vagina too. Causing one to fuck themselves.
by hoochapig October 21, 2007
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2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!
2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!
by panzerdude909 April 19, 2012
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