A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.
There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.
by connection master January 8, 2013
Get the connection mastermug. Hey, i heard Master Hagaki once went skydiving off Mount Everest, but he didnt use a parachute and landed right on his head, but got up with no problems and went to eat dinner at Arby's.
by dnlninja January 6, 2005
Get the Master Hagakimug. The person in charge of grilling food during a barbecue; this person is usually the best grill chef.
by MacdadVT August 9, 2007
Get the grill mastermug. A individual who has severe western world misery. Usually failed in college and just tries to survive. For instance, working at the local post terminal or as a janitor at the hospital earning minimum wage.
The misery master dreams of a better life for himself that does include misery of any kind.
Not getting laid and growing old and disgusting does not concern the misery master since more pressing misery occupies his time.
The misery master dreams of a better life for himself that does include misery of any kind.
Not getting laid and growing old and disgusting does not concern the misery master since more pressing misery occupies his time.
Guy 1: Damn i am tired i worked 5pm to 5am and earn close to nothing wtf!?
Guy 2: Your such a misery master!
Guy 1: Damn I got to move in with my parents and I am 27!
Guy 2: Man your straight up misery master!
Guy 2: Your such a misery master!
Guy 1: Damn I got to move in with my parents and I am 27!
Guy 2: Man your straight up misery master!
by Krister & Joel May 15, 2009
Get the Misery Mastermug. by bootymasterboss February 4, 2018
Get the booty mastermug. by key August 23, 2003
Get the flex mastermug. These are villains expert in manipulating events and people alike to serve their own schemes. They rarely show themselves directly to their enemies, as they prefer to manipulate behind the scenes, unless they are certain of their superiority. Sociopaths and Psychopaths tend to be and are likely Master Manipulators.
The work of a master manipulator... He tricked us all and got us good!! No way he can be this intense!!
by Superweapon624 March 16, 2014
Get the Master Manipulatormug.