Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

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Columbia Martini

Fabulous cocktail made of vodka, kahlua liquer and esspresso served in Funkey Monkey bar in Pilsen, Czech Rep.. It bears its name in honor of Columbia Pictures folks who enlightened bar life in Pilsen by teaching local bartenders how to prepare this delicious drink. (syn. Espresso Martini)

Bartender, 8 Columbia Martinis please!

by Keldy January 15, 2020

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OBADEMI MARTINS

Known alias of Obafemi Martins, also used to portray simple minded organisms

That gal is a OBADEMI MARTINS. Indeed she is.

by Ne14abj June 12, 2021

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Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.

He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.

by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021

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Xxx martini

A martini with 3 times the amount of olive juice compared to a dirty martini.

James Bond slapped the bartender after they game him a xxx martini because he hates olives.

by anonymous August 8, 2021

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Jenna Martins

The most beautiful, kind, pure girl. Jenna is so funny and sweet, and never fails to put a smile on others faces. Her voice lights up so many people. Boys look at Jenna and want to just cuddle and just say how much they love her. Sometimes a little more than that… but seriously, this girl truly is stunning. From her long, silky brown hair, to her adorable black converse high tops. Jenna is just hilarious, and knows how to brighten up someones day. Her dark brown eyes are just something to get lost in. Jenna is so different from other girls, it makes hearts burst. Jenna Martins truly is special.

“Bro did you see Jenna today”

“Jenna Martins?”
“Oh my god yes dude, she’s literally the girl of my dreams.”

by bbro226 October 6, 2021

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