Martijn

Martijn is a Dutch name, similar to the English name Martin, it's usually a person who's really cool and comes up with the most amazing ideas, which usually works out as well.

I just got a martijn-level idea man!

by beatdude October 8, 2009

maritime mud gun

After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous

E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks

by darren letson March 23, 2008

Keansburg martini

A cocktail including whatever hard booze you have in your freezer and/or fridge (i.e., uncorked cognac) and whatever juice-free children's fruit drink (i.e., blue Kool-Aid) you have lying around. Usually served in a big-ass souvenir cup from a bowling alley or 7-11.

We got hammered on three Keansburg martinis before 11, puked, and kept drinking anyway.

by the_ghost_of_richie_foley March 3, 2009

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'

'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'

by Ray September 10, 2004

Aston Martin

The Official car of James Bond

that Aston Martin Vanquish (Vanish) is soo flippin sweet!!!

by g@man49 December 26, 2006

dirty martini

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous

"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"

by Lousy August 29, 2003

George R. R. Martin

One of the greatest science fiction writers of all time. Author of the most outstanding series of novels " A Song of Ice and Fire." Comparable to other authors such as J. R. R. Tolkien.

"Did you read any fantasy/science fiction novels recently?"

"Yeah, but it wasn't as good as a George R. R. Martin novel."

by Kris The Fist April 6, 2010