Purple Mountain Majesty

Majestic Blowjob

guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get

by tyreesha caldwell October 18, 2008

Majessa

1. Coolest person in the world.

2. Typically a stoner-type.

3. A secretive way of saying Marijuana.

1. See that girl? She's a total Majessa.

2. I'm so baked, I feel Majessa-like.

3. Dude, cops. Hide Majessa.

by Drink'n Beers. October 14, 2008

Maeson Yosick

Strawberry douche vaping long haired millennial hippy.

Don't be a Maeson Yosick.

by Jo Weimer April 8, 2022

Maester

Thief,fraud,liar,douche bag,pussy

Maester, a douche bag pussy fraud that would steal from his own Momma. If you ever encounter a Maester, hold on to your wallet/purse, lift foot and aim for nuts.

by .:EvL:.ArieS October 9, 2008

Maester

Anyone that plays the game Runescape so badly its worse than a noob. Very common term used in game. Synonyms are Goffix, Mnms.

Dude you are such a maester.

by RyanS2Sara August 28, 2009

Maesa

The pigment in a baboon's skin that causes it's ass to be a bright tulip red!

"Jeez, that man's face looks like it has Maesa in it!!!!"

by YOURGRANMA March 7, 2009

Mapesy

Sex on legs

Hey cutie, you're looking like Mapesy today.

by 1ncogn1to mode March 12, 2021