Mandela Nut

When you try to jack off to a porno you found a couple of days ago but can't find it anymore. Did the video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted yourself into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere."

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Dude, did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline."

by thisisalsomatthewcastro June 22, 2018

maneltoe

n. An unsightly, somewhat uncomfortable-looking outline given to a man's genitals when housed in pants or jeans that are two to three sizes too small, commonly found in the Midwest and South.

Hope he's not wanting to have kids with a maneltoe like that.

by samhain79 July 22, 2008

Mansel in Distress

When an otherwise fully capable man acts like he's in distress, and instead of being self-reliant about it, he chooses to act like a woman that needs rescuing from other able-bodied and capable men.

Look at the fully grown man standing in his wife's robe and bunny slippers, sipping his coffee, and fixing his hair, while that other hard-working guy mows his lawn.

Damn, he sure looks like a 'mansel in distress' to me.

by TheNameBakerReturns1nceAgain March 5, 2012

manele

Manea/manele: "Manele" is a type of music that "cocalari" listen to.

Manele can damage your brain, kill neurons, make you go blind (science still can't explain why) and more.

If you listen to manele trough your headphones you are a "cocalar".

Florin Salam and Dani Mocanu are very good manele singers, but don't talk shit about them or they will attack you with their gang of "țigani"

Manele is the worst type of music you can listen to. I'd rather play muzică populară on my aux cord than manele.

-Vrei să ascultăm manele? (-Do you want to listen to manele?)
-Nu mersi, sunt deja homosexual. (-No thanks, I'm already gay)

-Ai vazut ce manea a scos Florin Salam? (-Have you seen Florin Salam's new manea?)

by qrabbit_ May 26, 2018

Manuel

When masculinity is just not enough

I wanna be like him when I grow up

Daddy

Yo dude, manuel is so manly, I wanna be like him when I grow up

by Umamasofatthanoshadtosnaptwice July 30, 2018

manuel

Another word for shit.

Dude1: dude!!! He just manuled himself all over the place.

Dude2: ahhhhhhhhh manuel, that's gross!

by domaday puran December 10, 2010

Mandell

The action of playing with ones phone for an obscenely long time whilst having a shit. You may become so distracted playing that the need to wipe is useless as its become all hard or your parents walk in on you wondering if you're wanking.

'my phone battery ran out whilst doing a Mandell'

by timtim7765 January 21, 2012