masturbation

the act of pleasing thy self with sexual alone time by forcing massive ejaculation.

Mike performed masturbation on his bed conforter & it left a stain(the stain is still there,true story.)

by Mike_Coolman104 June 19, 2009

Masturbation

The act of self stimulation by stroking, rubbing, or pulling your genitals. Men usually rub, sometimes women will buy dildos or finger themselves. Masturbation can result in ejaculation if the person is stimulated enough. Men/women usually perform this act when intercourse is not an option.
For people with small brains:Masturbation is touching your penis to make it feel good, or for women sticking their fingers in their vaginas.

Guy 1:Sheila is too tired to have sex, and I'm bored.
Guy 2:Why don't you try masturbation?
Guy 1:Isn't that for complete losers?
Guy 2:No dude, it's completely normal and healthy.
Guy 1:I might try it, then.

by Maximizer August 5, 2012

masturbation fiend

An addict who is addicted to masturbation.

The chronic masturbation fiend masturbates to a photo of that handsome guy 3 times a day. The fiend uses lotion and other slippery substances to get off on his picture.

by FDA unapproved April 14, 2010

manstruation

This would be the male version of menstruation. This word can be used when a man is acting like a vagina, or a d-bag.

Keith was mad at Rick for saying something rude. To everyone else Ricks comment was not rude, but true. Keith, acting like a women over something stupid, is said to be manstruating. This happens often. Manstruation is for lamers.

by cRoush May 9, 2008

menstruation compromise

What happens when your girl has aunt flow in town and you barter for head or anal.

After my girl red tide stayed for a week, I reached a menstruation compromise for some brown eye.

by jab131 May 18, 2005

Vacuum Masturbation

When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.

I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation

by E.N. Smith October 1, 2008

Twilight Masturbation

When a girl or woman proceedes to masturbate and sexualally reach an all time high (moan), due to the appearance and/or voice of Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.

When I was in the movie for New Moon, all I heard was Twilight Masturbation.

by Ûñkñøwîñg December 7, 2009