Malachi

That gay annoying kid

Friend: Hey wanna come over
Friend2:Okay, but can Malachi come too
Friend: You’re uninvited

by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022

mascherini

a single person that is gay femboy

i love being a mascherini

by Not_seer November 14, 2022

mascherini

a single gay femboy

there are alot of mascherini on reddit

by Not_seer November 14, 2022

Malachi

A 5'4 fruit basket who cant pay for his data plan.

girl 1: hey Malachi is so cute
girl 2: I saw him stealing from goodwill
girl 1: nvm-

by UrL0ver November 26, 2022

maschavison

When you tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8's.

I'm really into maschavison, it turns me on so much.

by Kanye eastern December 3, 2022

Malachitis

Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has.

“Markitis”

“Halitis”

“alexitis”

“Michaelitis”

Are also examples of this condition

“Oh.. She has Malachitis- just won’t let him go!”

“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”

by KinoStar99999 January 11, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He remembers the little things and will treat you like a princess(even if you aren’t dating). He is a gentleman and God honoring man. You will get lost in his warm brown eyes and his smile is the cutest thing ever. His hugs are even better. They make you forget everything that is bothering you. Malachi always makes people feel included and never stops putting others first. He is talented and does his best 100% of the time. And you can’t forget how strong he is. He is what keeps you going and is one of the best friends you could ever have!!

brother: “malachi is the only boy you can date”
dad: “how’s malachi”

mom: “malachi is such a cutie”

by wannaplayfortnite12345 January 13, 2023