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magical bitch

An unskilled person or team who wins a contest of skill against a highly skilled person or team. The magical bitch had high amounts of bitch magic, allowing them to win.
Also, a win completely by luck and not skill.
Can apply to games of chance if a winning streak emerges.
Even Michael Jordan could lose a game of basketball against a magical bitch, once.
by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012
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Magic Xylophone

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
by RollinNollin November 3, 2020
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Magical Forest

The Magic Forest or Magical Forest is another name for the shit ton of hair surrounding a man reproductive organ.
Dude 1: Bro I was totally going to bang Jennifer last night but my Magical Forest started to itch.
Dude 2: Bro that totally sucks you should try GoldBond Medicated Powder™ for a relieving feeling.
Dude 1: Thanks so much bro I appreciate the advice.
by Blano July 10, 2017
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Cock magic

Doing magic with your cock
I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great
by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018
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Millsey magic

Millsey Magic is a term given to the action that provides an outcome of a less than satisfactory nature in anybody’s eyes.
-"Jud, Jud, See how I dropped that puppy and only broke one of it’s legs, rather than killing it outright? That’s Millsey Magic!"
by El fantasmo June 19, 2008
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Daddy Magic

The source of all magic in the Dungeons & Daddies, that all the main characters have access to. Not a random WWE wrestler.
The original dads only beat their dads because of OP Daddy Magic
by ravagingl1tch April 5, 2022
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Magic Bubbles

Magic Bubbles are when potka or Mary Gin is combined with Champagne. It hits hard and fast, definitely not for the faint! You will start feeling it in 15-20 minutes and it just keeps going from there. Use caution! This is recommended for heavy THC users vs. recreational use. Mix to of a typical Champagne serving with 1 shot potka or Mary Gin. Add other mixers if desired. Have fun and enjoy responsibly!
My friend AD and I went out on Saturday for our birthdays. To celebrate, we experimented with the with the single serving Champagne I got as a gift. We split the bottle, mixing it with 1 shot of potka. Whoa, Magic Bubbles is a wild ride! We barely made it through dinner and tried unsuccessfully to walk it off downtown. 6 episodes of Friends later we finally came down and it was the best bike ride home ever!
by Jenny Cool July 20, 2023
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