magic thumb

Sneaking a thumb into a womens private area. Traditionally done to strippers and cheerleaders, but can also be used against any woman wearing a short skirt and little to no panties.

I snuck the stripper the magic thumb and the bouncer kicked my ass.

magic thumb by SothThe69th May 6, 2003

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magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

magic cost-cutting sword by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003

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Magic Toober

A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.

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Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.

My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.

Magic Toober by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009

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Magic Mushrooms

Mushrooms that contain psilocybin which cause severe hallucinations.

You see a whole new world filled with warped perspectives and colors when you consume magic mushrooms.

It's really trippy

Bob: Hey what's this?
Ted: Magic mushrooms.
Bob: Are they actually magic?
Ted: Oh yeah.

*Bob consumes a magic mushroom and sees neon yellow birds in the sky pooping weed and rainbows coming out of a chimney*

Magic Mushrooms by reehannaa March 30, 2017

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magic american

The term "magic american" is slang for african american.The word magic is used because of the amazing cultural and culinary contributions that black people have given the united states.

Don't call me an "African American", call me a MAGIC American!!!!

magic american by Tucker Carlson's biggest fan June 1, 2021

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magic flute

The subject of an Opera by Mozart.

Our flute choir played an excerpt from Mozart's "The Magic Flute"

magic flute by trombitar September 24, 2005

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Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

Magic Carpet Ride by beedazzle September 20, 2011

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